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Total Medals Earned: 54 (From 14 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,135 Points

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/20/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

chained smiley

all_type Unlocked 3/20/11
5 Points
have all kind of smiley
amateur_smiley Unlocked 3/20/11
25 Points
get total score more than 5M
max_click Unlocked 3/20/11
25 Points
upgrade click number to the max
max_diameter Unlocked 3/20/11
25 Points
upgrade click diameter to the max
normal_mastery Unlocked 3/20/11
25 Points
have max number of normal smiley
perfect_hit Unlocked 3/20/11
25 Points
get a perfect hit on a round
bomber_mastery 25 Points have max number of bomber smiley
intermediate_smiley 50 Points get total score more than 10M
multi_mastery 50 Points have max number of multi smiley
professional_smiley 50 Points get total score more than 15M
psy_mastery 50 Points have max number of psy smiley
tricky_perfect 50 Points get a perfect hit on the first day
enthusiasm_smiley 100 Points get total score more than 20M
quick_target 100 Points complete your target in 35 days or less

Medals Earned: 6/14 (130/605 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Bend Over Unlocked 3/20/11
5 Points
Die 5 Times
People Person Unlocked 3/20/11
5 Points
Run 250 people over
Tiger Blood Unlocked 3/20/11
5 Points
Activate Tiger Mode
Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/20/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/150 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/22/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 9/24/09
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 9/24/09
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 9/22/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Story Easy Unlocked 9/24/09
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Normal Unlocked 9/24/09
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute Unlocked 9/24/09
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 7/16 (100/500 points)

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Patience Unlocked 9/28/09
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory 10 Points Discover the backstory.
Dance Party 10 Points Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt 10 Points Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard 10 Points Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle 10 Points Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira 10 Points Make a new friend!
Squigly Fish 10 Points Find the Squigly Fish!
The Boy 10 Points Dispense of the boy.
The Girl 10 Points Dispense of the girl.
Dragonslayer 25 Points Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Zero Vengeance 25 Points Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You 50 Points Win the game!
Dongle 50 Points You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash 50 Points Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Penguin Popper 50 Points Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies 50 Points Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Flyby Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lestor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)

In Utero

Supasperm Unlocked 9/28/09
25 Points
Beat the first level.
Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Impotent 100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Preggerz 100 Points Beat the game.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/9/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet Unlocked 10/9/09
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini Unlocked 10/9/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/9/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2 Unlocked 10/9/09
50 Points
Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52 Unlocked 10/9/09
50 Points
Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 Unlocked 10/9/09
50 Points
Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga Unlocked 10/9/09
50 Points
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde Unlocked 10/9/09
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
Ducks Unlocked 10/9/09
50 Points
Kill 15 Ducks
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 10/9/09
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)

One Button Bob

First Kill Unlocked 3/3/10
5 Points
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Stage 1 Unlocked 3/3/10
10 Points
Complete the easy round.
Stage 2 Unlocked 3/3/10
25 Points
Complete the medium round.
Bronze 25 Points Finish with under 400 clicks.
Buttkicker 50 Points Kill the boss.
Silver 50 Points Finish with under 300 clicks.
Stage 3 50 Points Complete the hard round.
Gold 100 Points Finish with under 200 clicks.

Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/315 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/12/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 10/2/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 3/12/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 3/12/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/12/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Fishmonger Unlocked 10/2/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/23 (35/540 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 9/30/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space Unlocked 9/30/09
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 9/30/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/425 points)